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LAPD Officer Marvin Nash: I do. Freddy… Freddy, how do I look?
Mr. Orange: [Freddy laughs] I don’t know what to tell you, Marvin.
LAPD Officer Marvin Nash: That fuck! That sick fuck! That fucking bastard!
Mr. Orange: Marvin, I need you to hold on. There’s cops waiting less than a block away.
LAPD Officer Marvin Nash: What the fuck are they waiting for? This fucking guy slashes my face, and he cuts my fucking ear off! I’m fucking deformed!
Mr. Orange: [yells] FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I’M FUCKIN’ DYING HERE! I’M FUCKIN’ DYING!
[pauses and calms down]

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“I’M FUCKIN’ DYIN’ HERE!”

A VIDEO

thumb head chikorita.

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finally found it!

Reblogged from So Ambitious
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Ahh, excellent! I see a great future ahead of you, young man!”
“Do…do you really think so?”
“Well, you certainly don’t have a future behind you.

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that’s exactly my translation principle :)

Reblogged from John Finn's Wife
A TEXT POST

i wish i were a lesbian

i wish i were a lesbian so that i could love a girl who is sensitive enough not to hurt me, since girls being total assholes is more unlikely than men. not saying that girls can not be jerks, it’s just that there are a considerable number of women who is not all dipshits but all men are. every single one of them, right, right?